The fries at this McDonalds are so good, I wrote a letter and mailed it to my folks at home. It is as if the fries had babies with Lays Potato chips. I swear, they are the best here. There are some people who like soggy McD fries and some who like the crunchy McD fries. I like them crunchy and unfortunately Burger King seems to be the only option when I’m craving solid crunchy hot french fries with just the right sprinkling of salt. Sometimes a random McD’s will get it right but this McDonalds by far has been consistent. I checked 5 times just to be sure.
This McD’s will only get 3 stars and not 5 because there is a drawback to these unicorn fries. Unfortunately, you have to get your soul sucked out of you through their customer service. I won’t say their customer service is terrible but there is this one lady with RBF (resting bitch face) who will smile at you just for kicks, since you know she hates like her job and…well once you go through that smile of hers, it’s like you pay an extra price for awesome fries. Idk, it’s just weird. A piece of your soul goes somewhere, maybe into the fryer? Maybe that’s why they are so awesome? I don’t know. The counter can be weird at times, for example, there could be four workers just staring at you and you wonder, why don’t they ask me, “Can I help you.” You get stuck and wonder, “What is going on?” Just remember the fries like it’s the Holy Grail. I could care less about the rest of the items on the menu. Complain about Big Macs and coffee all you like but the fries, YEEZUS!!!
Epilogue
As I sat eating the fries, I saw this magical piece of artwork inside McD’s. It reminded me of a Banksy piece. Later, when I decided to eat a McNugget, I felt stupid. Like the guy’s stupid face on the bike.
Seeking Balance While Laughing Out Loud 